Customer Seventy-two:
But...you've stapled both sides of the prospectus.  This...is the biggest real estate deal of my life.  And...I'm due at the client's in (checking watch) ten minutes!  What...what have you done?

Andy:
Well, it's nice to see that you are embracing detachment.

Customer Seventy-two:
You...!  Argghhh!

Copy Center Taoist

Written by and starring Jeff Stilwell
Directed by Manya Vee

Is drowning in reams of paper and ink the path to liberation?  Do holiday calendars dedicated to a customer's goldfish (what 'til you see the August photo!) contain the secret to the Tao?  Andy is just about to find out!  Come along for the fun in this wacky romp!

Copy Center Taoist marks the conclusion of New Classics Theatre's second season at New Space Theatre, which saw the critically and financially successful world premiere of One Tile Short and revival of Granny Knot last season.  Opening May 5th, tickets will be available soon!  Reserve yours now at 425.776.3778!